What the Hells is wrong with me?

I get an advertisement from Big Lots in my e-mail, and I was leafing through it as I ate breakfast this morning. I noticed they have Shark Steam Mops for sale for $55, which is pretty damn cheap compared to most of the online retailers I checked out.

I also searched the internet for product reviews and came to the conclusion that the Shark is well liked by other steam mop users. I even watched this 4 minute long video review while I was having my second cup of coffee.

Shark Steam Mop Review - In Depth Video Test

Unbiased video review of the Shark Steam Mop by the infoNOTmercial.com testing and editorial team. Let us put the Shark Steam Mop through the ringer before you spend your money.

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I kinda want a steam mop! What the Hells? The only explanation I can think of is that last night Keith told me he wants to buy a guitar amp, and although intellectually I am fine with that, emotionally I think my selfish subconscious is screaming "hey, me too!" and that's why I fell madly in love with the first big ticket item I saw for sale, which just happened to be a Shark Steam Mop. Self analysis is grand...

Not that my house doesn't NEED SOMETHING, it's a terrifying abyss. I'm just not sure a steam mop would help, I think what I really need is a maid.