I get an advertisement from Big Lots in my e-mail, and I was leafing through it as I ate breakfast this morning. I noticed they have Shark Steam Mops for sale for $55, which is pretty damn cheap compared to most of the online retailers I checked out.
I also searched the internet for product reviews and came to the conclusion that the Shark is well liked by other steam mop users. I even watched this 4 minute long video review while I was having my second cup of coffee.
I kinda want a steam mop! What the Hells? The only explanation I can think of is that last night Keith told me he wants to buy a guitar amp, and although intellectually I am fine with that, emotionally I think my selfish subconscious is screaming "hey, me too!" and that's why I fell madly in love with the first big ticket item I saw for sale, which just happened to be a Shark Steam Mop. Self analysis is grand...
Not that my house doesn't NEED SOMETHING, it's a terrifying abyss. I'm just not sure a steam mop would help, I think what I really need is a maid.